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Bowl of Fruit defeats Ray Comfort

by Karen on March 27, 2009

Here’s a parody of Ray Comfort’s infamous banana argument for his god:

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Ray Comfort says atheists doctored video

by Karen on February 26, 2009

Ray Comfort is still trying to harass Dawkins into either debating him or chewing his ass out.  And par for the course, Comfort has decided to lie. This time it’s about the banana video. Comfort is now stating that “atheists” doctored the video in order to misrepresent him and his argument:

Comfort says, “For years I have held a coke can in one hand and a banana in the other, and compared the two. Both have a tab at the top. The banana has a wrapper with perforations, is biodegradable, etc. It was a parody–the point being, if someone designed the coke can then obviously Someone designed the banana.

In the mid 1990′s I published the parody in booklet form called “The Atheist Test” and sold over a million copies. When we put it into our TV program, atheists removed the coke can, and sent the clip all over the Internet, saying ‘Ray Comfort believes that the banana is proof of God’s existence.’ I guess atheists don’t appreciate parody.”

No one removed the soda can. It’s still there (video ) and it wasn’t sent around for the reason Comfort says it was sent around. It was sent around because Comfort held up a banana and said atheists were afraid of it. He quite literally called it our ‘nightmare’.

Why do we fear bananas? Because how can we can explain the banana’s appearance if there isn’t a magic man in the sky who designed it for our culinary pleasure?  No God means No Bananas in The World of Ray.

It’s kind of simple and it goes like this:

The banana he fawned over doesn’t grow in the wild. It grows on plantations. It is the product of selective breeding by humans for at least seven thousand years. A natural, non-engineered, banana is tough, bitter and is full of large seeds.

In other words, Comfort used a product of evolution in an argument against evolution without appearing to know it.  Hilarious, yes?

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Who called dibs on “coward”?

by Karen on February 25, 2009

Last Saturday I posted about Ray Comfort offering Richard Dawkins $10K to ‘debate’ him. Dawkins has since responded by saying that he would do it – if the banana king made a $100K donation to his foundation.

Comfort’s response to the counteroffer?  Why to claim that Dawkins is a coward as well as an embarrassment to atheists.

Richard Dawkins told a news reporter that he will debate me for $100,000 per hour. He is afraid, and he thinks he’s safe because I won’t pay that much money for an hour of his time.

There’s an army of atheists hiding behind Mr. Dawkins waiting for him to feed me to the birds, and he is proving to be nothing but hot air.

What an embarrassment to the atheist community.

What a surprise, eh?  I so didn’t see that coming at all. How about you?

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Has the banana king tired of his throne?

February 21, 2009

Because the banana king wants to ‘debate’ none other than Richard Dawkins.  He’s even offered Dawkins $10K to put up with him for a mere hour. “I will donate $10,000 to him or give it to any children’s charity he names. All I ask is that he goes into a studio and gives me 20 [...]

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An Evangelist’s Nightmare

February 15, 2009

Banana King Ray Comfort tries to sell Jesus to the wrong guy:

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Atheists are what??

February 11, 2009

When it comes to liars for Jesus, there is none greater than Ray Comfort.  Take a look at his answer to the FFRF’s billboards, a billboard promoting his new non-interactive anti-atheist site: Trina Hooks, the Atheist Examiner, has already slapped that site around here, here and here,  including Comfort’s new(ish) lie about what atheists are [...]

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No need to pray sayeth Reverend Ray

September 23, 2008

If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a million times – if you but prayed to God you’d find out that God was real and wouldn’t be the disgusting atheist that you are. Well, it looks like the game has changed.  Atheists no longer need to pray.  Just ask Ray Comfort who apparently accidentally [...]

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Becoming Ray Comfort in 12 Steps

September 11, 2008

As you may be aware I do not like Ray Comfort.  In fact, I’ve been considering put a post up about how Ray Comfort is one of the meanest, deceitful, bigoted and hypocritical defenders of the Christian faith I’ve come across in a long time. Well, it looks like I can scrap that idea because [...]

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Happy National Atheist Day

April 1, 2008

Today is April 1st, which thanks to loving kindness of the Right Reverend Ray has been deemed National Atheist Day. I suppose I should be upset as I am one of the dreaded new atheists, but puh-lease! Ray & his sidekick Kirk think a Chiquita banana is evidence of their space daddy’s existence. Thus being [...]

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Ray removes violent post, leaves death threat intact

February 7, 2008

Sometime during the last day or so Ray Comfort posted the “joke” about the atheist that calls on the Christian god after a bear attacks him. A stupid exchange later, the god turns the bear into a Christian who promptly thanks the Christian god for the “food” he’s about to receive. Ha, ha, ha. Someone [...]

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