Bligbi » Humor http://bligbi.com The ramblings of a non-apologetic militant atheist mom doing time in the lonestar state on atheism, religion, feminism, politics and current events Wed, 05 May 2010 14:10:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Coffee Coffee Coffee http://bligbi.com/2009/05/02/coffee-coffee-coffee/ http://bligbi.com/2009/05/02/coffee-coffee-coffee/#comments Sat, 02 May 2009 14:14:46 +0000 Karen http://bligbi.com/?p=2434

coffee Having been raised a Baptist I often find Unitarianism to be somewhat annoying, however, there’s one thing I can agree with Unitarians on.

Coffee.

I love it and most them apparently do also. So much in fact, that one of their reverends wrote a song about it (sung to the tune of Holy, Holy, Holy):

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Praise the strength of coffee.
Early in the morn we rise with thoughts of only thee.
Served fresh or reheated,
Dark by thee defeated,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.
Though all else we scoff we
Come to church for coffee.
If we’re late to congregate, we come in time for thee.
Coffee our one ritual,
Drinking it habitual,
Brewed black by perk or drip instantly.
Coffee the communion
Of our Uni-Union,
Symbol of our sacred ground, our one necessity.
Feel the holy power
At our coffee hour,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

People who love coffee have to alright, right?

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Stephen Colbert has released his own anti-gay marriage ad.

Best Line: “Oh God! The Homo Storm got me!”

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Here’s a funny cartoon about people who are selectively sceptical:

selective_skeptic

Via: Cectic

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And if he is, does he make you do things like this:

Blame Jeff Fecke & Andrew Sullivan. They posted it first.

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I’ve been in no mood to post here lately, but I felt compelled to share Stephen Colbert’s hilarious takedown of Glenn Beck:

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Houston does. It says it on the internet so it has to be true (via Cute Overload):

red_fox

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Here’s a parody of Ray Comfort’s infamous banana argument for his god:

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Here’s Stephen Colbert’s reaction to the news that the dipshits who run AIG are giving out $165 million in bonuses:


Best line: “Should the mob succeed, I get $165 million. But if we fail, I get nothing. Except my bonus, $165 million dollars.”

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