Christianity

Christianity’s latest (absurd) whine

by Karen on April 27, 2009

A few weeks or so ago a British man managed to get the Church of England to officially recognize that he was no longer a member. As a result of the publicity somewhere around 100 thousand Brits have downloaded the form requesting the church quit counting them as members.

As you’ve probably guessed from the title of this post, there’s at least one Christian whose got a problem with this.  According to Thomas A. Flynn, requesting that a group quit counting you as a member is an attack upon that group.

The National Secular Society in England has launched an initiative to request a certificate of de-baptism. So far they say that 100,000 Brits have downloaded the document from the Internet, disgusted by the idea of being called a Christian. Some are calling baptism “a form of child abuse”, as if the gift of faith we equivalent to the atrocious situations of violence in the home that we all know so well.

This is just the latest attack by atheistic groups around the globe. Pro-atheism advertisements have been draped on buses in several countries with phrases like “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” These, alongside the extensive array of anti-God best-sellers by authors like Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, and Christopher Hitchens, announce that atheism is on the march. 

All these Brits are doing is requesting that a group they do not consider themselves a part of quit counting them as members. Nothing more, nothing less. How is that an attack by atheists?

It’s only an attack if you think that anything but absolute silence is an act of persecution. Christians may not be as violent as Muslims, but they are far from the democracy supporting freedom loving sweethearts they insist they are.

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There’s a bullet with your name on it

by Karen on April 16, 2009

Answer’s in Genesis is “an an apologetics ministry, dedicated to enabling Christians to defend their faith and to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ effectively.”

It’s also the source of the following video depicting a white kid aiming a loaded gun at the camera while some man states that “if you don’t matter to God, you don’t matter to anyone”:

The message, of course, is “if it weren’t for my firm belief in the existence of Hell, I’d shoot your ass”, which is a rather common brand of fuckwittery amongst Christian apologists and extremists.

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Gay Marriage = Mass Murder, Unemployment

by Karen on April 14, 2009

In the wake of the legislative win for gay marriage in Iowa last week a professional Christian group called “Morality in Media” released a memo declaring that the push for marriage equality is the reason for the recent mass murders that have taken place.

The punch line, if you will:

It most certainly is not my intention to blame the epidemic of mass murders on the gay rights movement! It is my intention to point out that the success of the sexual revolution is inversely proportional to the decline in morality; and it is the decline of morality (and the faith that so often under girds it) that is the underlying cause of our modern day epidemic of mass murders.

Of course it wasn’t his intent. He just said that gay marriage is immoral & that the acceptance of gay marriage means we’re witnessing “the decline of morality” which is the reason we’ve had so many mass murders lately.

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The Church of Liars?

April 13, 2009

An unnamed aide to Rick Warren has sent out an email defending the liar.  I’m sure you’re completely shocked by the news that his valiant defender is also a liar, yes? The key part of the defence regarding Prop 8: When Pastor Warren told Larry King that he never campaigned for California’s Proposition 8, he [...]

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Is Jesus your friend?

April 13, 2009

And if he is, does he make you do things like this: Blame Jeff Fecke & Andrew Sullivan. They posted it first.

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German Bishop blames atheists for Nazism

April 13, 2009

The bishop of Augsburg had a special message to share with his flock this past Sunday. It was atheists who were behind the killing machine known to the world as Nazi Germany. From Spiegel Online: A Catholic German bishop has come under fire for his remarks condemning atheists. In a sermon given on Easter Sunday, [...]

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The Gospel of Jeshua Cottontail

April 12, 2009

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Today in God approved heterosexual sex

April 6, 2009

Via Feministing comes this hilarious video of a Christian man trying to explain how it’s okay if vaginal sex hurts cuz we womenz only exist for the sexual pleasure of the menz: Fair warning: video includes wanton abuse of an orange with a spoon. You’d do well to avoid drinking/eating while viewing. Click on the [...]

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Bi-religious priest gets the boot

April 3, 2009

Here’s something for the ‘can’t make this crap up’ file via CNN: For nearly 30 years, Redding has been an ordained minister in the Episcopal Church. Her priesthood ended Wednesday when she was defrocked. The reason? For the past three years Redding has been both a practicing Christian and a Muslim. Redding apparently believes there’s [...]

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Evangelical Christianity may go *poof*

March 11, 2009

Here’s some good news. It seems that even Christians are starting to doubt the continued existence of evangelical Christianity with one writing in the Christian Science Monitor that he expects it to collapse within our lifetimes (source): We are on the verge – within 10 years – of a major collapse of evangelical Christianity. This [...]

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