Humor
When candy designs go horribly wrong
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What would happen if we invaded Heaven?
Apparently nothing:
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that our mission has been successful. The forces of the people are now in control of all key targets. Overcoming determined resistance … (interruption) … Excuse me, little resistance … (interruption) … I’m sorry, apparently no resistance at all, our forces battled … (interruption) er, strolled [...]
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Wizard sacked by Muggles
Jim Piculas of Florida has been fired as a substitute teacher for practicing wizardry for a toothpick disappear, then reappear.
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did [...]
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Note to Linguistic Fascists
If you’re going to demand that people speak English, you should make it a priority to learn how to spell English.
via: Immigration Chronicles: Perhaps spell check is in order …
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Who’s the president of Germany?
If you guessed anyone besides Vladimir Putin, you’re better qualified to be president than John McCain (via “m” in the comments“):
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Motivational poster for Atheists
If you liked that one, here’s one on faith, gravity and Jesus. Others can be found here.
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Jesus comes back
Exactly what would happen if Jesus was really up there in the sky somewhere and he came back? The JFC Show explores that scenario and it’s sure to get a few (or more) laughs.
Episode 1 (via Atheist Media):
JFC Pilot Pt 1 on FunnyOrDie.com
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