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Assholes

SyFy?

March 17, 2009

The Sci-Fi Channel, having managed to cancel practically every show it’s ever run that could be considered science fiction, has decided to rebrand itself as “SyFy”.
What would possess them to change their name to this silly word? They really dislike their base (well at least the base they acknowledge):
“The name Sci Fi has been associated [...]

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Vatican defends excommunication in Brazil

March 9, 2009

The Vatican has decided to weigh in on the excommunication of the child rape victim’s mother and doctors in Brazil:
A senior Vatican cleric has defended the excommunication of the mother and doctors of a nine-year-old girl who had an abortion in Brazil after being raped.
Cardinal Giovanni Battista Re, head of the Catholic church’s Congregation for [...]

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Church excommunicates child rape victim’s mother

March 6, 2009

The Catholic church is still shining it’s ass about the nine year old rape victim’s abortion which a lawyer for the church recently referred to as murder. They’ve now stated that they’ve excommunicated the girl’s mother and others over it:
A Brazilian archbishop says all those who helped a child rape victim secure an abortion are [...]

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Some people need horsewhipped

March 5, 2009

And I propose that we start with Marcio Miranda, a lawyer for a Catholic church in Brazil, who stated upon finding out that a nine year old rape victim had been granted an abortion:
“We consider this murder"

After that, we move on to whoever decided that even nine year old girls don’t get to be [...]

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Dole staffer explains Godless ad

March 5, 2009

Back in October of last year then senator of North Carolina Elizabeth Dole was behind in the polls and did what any Republican politician would do in her spot.  She went on the attack.
Her method of attack was to ‘expose’ the fact that she had caught her challenger Kay Hagan not just associating with atheists, [...]

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You’re doing it wrong, Texas

February 13, 2009

When a man admits that he did in fact use his position as county sheriff to rape a woman, you put them in jail ASAP.
You do not let them enjoy a three month break between admitting guilt and being imprisoned just as he threatened his victim with if she didn’t comply!!  I don’t care [...]

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Can I have a moment of your time?

February 11, 2009

Suppose you were walking down the street one day minding your own business when someone sticks a pamphlet in front of you.  You cast your eyes to the side to see who that person is & you see someone dressed like this:

Who the hell would you think just stuck a pamphlet in front of you? [...]

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Asshole of the Year: Danny Nalliah

February 10, 2009

The devastating fires in Australia have claimed the lives of nearly 200 people and scorched over 900 thousand acres. What’s a pastor to do in the midst of such a tragedy?
If you’re Danny Nalliah, the leader of the unfortunately named Catch the Fire Ministries, you channel Jerry Falwell and declare the situation to be [...]

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You can’t rebel against what you don’t believe exists!

February 4, 2009

What is it with Christians running around saying they used to be atheists because they ran around being, at the very least, stupid assholes for a while?
Take the makers of this silly assed shirt shown to the left. It’s being marketed towards Christians who “would not have said God did not exist”.
Many of us would [...]

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Irony meters explode worldwide

January 30, 2009

I missed this when it first came out, but a top official at the Vatican had this to say about President Obama getting rid of the global gag rule:
The same day, the secular Milan daily Corriere della Sera published an interview with a top Vatican official lashing out at the new U.S. President. Archbishop Rino [...]

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