According to Christianity, a supernatural being knocked up a human female with himself so he could kill himself to appease his own anger.
You either believe this or the supernatural being is going to burn you forever and ever, amen.
You’d think it would be impossible to make that story more absurd than it already is. You’d be wrong.
A church in Scotland has declared God’s no longer a dude:
God is no longer a “he,” at least according to the Scottish Episcopal Church. Its bishops recently debuted a new order of service that removes all masculine references to God, including but not limited to “Lord,” “he,” “his,” and “him,” the Daily Mail reports. Priests who have problems with the traditional liturgy can use the new service, but some religious figures aren’t too happy with it. “It is political correctness,” and “quite unnecessary,” one reverend says.
So, exactly how did God knock up Mary then? Think it went a bit like this?