From the daily archives:

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

E-Harmony: Atheists are Cheaters

March 17, 2009

According to an E-Harmony advice piece, these are the people most likely to cheat on their significant others:
Those who crave excitement
Those who are not religious
Those who have a history of divorce, sexual abuse or such psychological problems as depression or bipolar disorder.
I bore pretty easily and happen to be an atheist on my second marriage [...]

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Colbert’s Angry Mob will crush AIG

March 17, 2009

Here’s Stephen Colbert’s reaction to the news that the dipshits who run AIG are giving out $165 million in bonuses:

Best line: “Should the mob succeed, I get $165 million. But if we fail, I get nothing. Except my bonus, $165 million dollars.”

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Pope: Condoms contribute to African AIDS Epidemic

March 17, 2009

His Holiness decided to share this gem with the planet:
“You can’t resolve it [the AIDS epidemic in Africa] with the distribution of condoms,” the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde. “On the contrary, it [the use of condoms] increases the problem.”
He also stated that the Roman Catholic Church is at the [...]

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Lizard!

March 17, 2009

I know it probably makes me a bit of an oddball, but I really love lizards & could not resist sharing this photo of an albino lizard from Flickr:

Lula, originally uploaded by m4de.

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SyFy?

March 17, 2009

The Sci-Fi Channel, having managed to cancel practically every show it’s ever run that could be considered science fiction, has decided to rebrand itself as “SyFy”.
What would possess them to change their name to this silly word? They really dislike their base (well at least the base they acknowledge):
“The name Sci Fi has been associated [...]

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