Have you ever wondered exactly how many people at work are Apocalyptic Christians who believe Revelations is a factual account of how the world as we know it is going to end and not a delusional take on the politics of the times?
Well, a company out in California may be able to help you find out this information in just two steps.
Step 1: Install a Handscanner
Step 2: I lied. There is no step 2.
However, successful completion of step 1 may result in complaints by Apocalyptic Christians thus requiring that this form letter be sent to all employees.
We at Recognition Systems wish to first make it clear that our hand scanners
DO NOT IN ANY WAY HAVE THE ABILITY TO DETECT THE “MARK OF THE BEAST” OR ANY OTHER MARK ON A PERSON S HAND.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY HAVE THE ABILITY TO PLACE THE “MARK OF THE BEAST” OR ANY OTHER MARK ON A PERSON S HAND.
We at Recognition Systems understand that these fads alone may not completely allay the fears of these concerned individuals and would like to offer a solution…
You must head over to Alas, A Blog (link above) for the solution. I think you’ll at least crack a smile.