Hey, took me a while to see the candy were ment to be “LightHouses”. Even reading the words, I still was thinking “just another cock candy”, but wow, they are suposed to be lighthouses.
Great post!
Since I’m from Belgium, I’ve seen these in chocolate. As have I seen breasts whith white chocolate nipples. I think it’s just plain stupid, no fun at all. It’s just a stupid tourist idea
What’s with the sudden rise in the use of the word ‘random’. All of a sudden my seven and nine year old kids are using that word whenever they’ve the chance. Is ‘random’ going to replace ‘Uber’ as the new ‘cool’ word? Erf! I’m already sick of it………
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get right the h*ll outta here – that is absolutely fantastic!
See all that foreskin pulled down around the head? I was the model for that! “Just gives ‘em more chew on” was the slogan I gave them for the packaging. I guess it sold so well on adult websites that they decided to ‘pretend’ the candies were lighthouses and flog them off on the general population for a bigger profit.
I think you mean… horribly RIGHT.
Where can I get me some of those?
Hey, took me a while to see the candy were ment to be “LightHouses”. Even reading the words, I still was thinking “just another cock candy”, but wow, they are suposed to be lighthouses.
Great post!
lol this is funny
wow, why would anyone even WANT lighthouse candy? thats so random!
Could be a designer having a laugh at his employers expense
I can just imagine the look on some parent’s face when they realize what these look like as their kid is munching on them while sitting in church……
what? it’s just a lighthouse. . nothing sexual about that.
hahahaha.
Wow. I’m going to have nightmares for a while.
Let’s just hope that was a mistake.
I just wanna bite the tip.
They look like peepees
I wonder if they were originally intended to be… hard… candy…
lol
why is one of them reclining?
is that supposed to represent the gay percentile?
OMG! I’m not a native english speaker; I just thought that “light-house” is something polite to be used instead of cock!
not really that wrong worked with a girl at a pizza shop who brought in gummi penises and offered them to customers
Hahaha! Bill That’s funny.
Tee hee. It’s funny because the lighthouse looks like a penis.
At least they aren’t hard candy’s
Suck on it, Stang! (props if u know where this is from)
omg, get this off the shelves before my kids see it
why lighthouses? what an odd shape for a candy.
I declare SHENANIGANS!!!!!
the yellow one looks pretty pleased to see us!
Penis = lingam = ‘wand of light’. What goes around, comes around.
Um… no comment LOL… just laughing haha
Since I’m from Belgium, I’ve seen these in chocolate. As have I seen breasts whith white chocolate nipples. I think it’s just plain stupid, no fun at all. It’s just a stupid tourist idea
Oh, dear.
thats hot.
Cock candies ftw
Call me when they sell Saturn V gummies
Rowr!
-Rexey
Hilarious.
What’s with the sudden rise in the use of the word ‘random’. All of a sudden my seven and nine year old kids are using that word whenever they’ve the chance. Is ‘random’ going to replace ‘Uber’ as the new ‘cool’ word? Erf! I’m already sick of it………
get right the h*ll outta here – that is absolutely fantastic!
OMG!!!!! lol
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See all that foreskin pulled down around the head? I was the model for that! “Just gives ‘em more chew on” was the slogan I gave them for the packaging. I guess it sold so well on adult websites that they decided to ‘pretend’ the candies were lighthouses and flog them off on the general population for a bigger profit.