When candy designs go horribly wrong By Karen On 13 June 2008 In Humor Related Posts Help for the Holidays Gay Marriage is Wrong: The Video Narwhals! Narwhals! The Audacity of Nope – Colbert Comments 1805 days ago Chicken Girl I think you mean… horribly RIGHT. Where can I get me some of those? 1803 days ago Deathvult Hey, took me a while to see the candy were ment to be “LightHouses”. Even reading the words, I still was thinking “just another cock candy”, but wow, they are suposed to be lighthouses. Great post! 1801 days ago wariott lol this is funny 1801 days ago Ice wow, why would anyone even WANT lighthouse candy? thats so random! 1801 days ago Charlie Could be a designer having a laugh at his employers expense 1801 days ago Some Guy I can just imagine the look on some parent’s face when they realize what these look like as their kid is munching on them while sitting in church…… 1801 days ago michelle what? it’s just a lighthouse. . nothing sexual about that. hahahaha. 1801 days ago Chuck Wow. I’m going to have nightmares for a while. Let’s just hope that was a mistake. 1801 days ago Tomkat I just wanna bite the tip. 1801 days ago M They look like peepees 1801 days ago Bill I wonder if they were originally intended to be… hard… candy… 1801 days ago @ bill lol 1801 days ago fibble why is one of them reclining? is that supposed to represent the gay percentile? 1800 days ago PezTux OMG! I’m not a native english speaker; I just thought that “light-house” is something polite to be used instead of cock! 1800 days ago Pizzaboy88 not really that wrong worked with a girl at a pizza shop who brought in gummi penises and offered them to customers 1800 days ago Nelliee Hahaha! Bill That’s funny. 1800 days ago John Tee hee. It’s funny because the lighthouse looks like a penis. 1800 days ago Mark At least they aren’t hard candy’s 1800 days ago hehehe Suck on it, Stang! (props if u know where this is from) 1800 days ago Silvana omg, get this off the shelves before my kids see it 1800 days ago yo mama why lighthouses? what an odd shape for a candy. 1800 days ago Steve W I declare SHENANIGANS!!!!! 1800 days ago sass the yellow one looks pretty pleased to see us! 1800 days ago Vincent Penis = lingam = ‘wand of light’. What goes around, comes around. 1799 days ago David Um… no comment LOL… just laughing haha 1799 days ago Greet Since I’m from Belgium, I’ve seen these in chocolate. As have I seen breasts whith white chocolate nipples. I think it’s just plain stupid, no fun at all. It’s just a stupid tourist idea 1799 days ago Alexandra Oh, dear. 1799 days ago Markislav thats hot. 1799 days ago Rave Cock candies ftw 1797 days ago Rexey Call me when they sell Saturn V gummies Rowr! -Rexey 1795 days ago Storm Hilarious. 1791 days ago J. Bagadonuts What’s with the sudden rise in the use of the word ‘random’. All of a sudden my seven and nine year old kids are using that word whenever they’ve the chance. Is ‘random’ going to replace ‘Uber’ as the new ‘cool’ word? Erf! I’m already sick of it……… 1763 days ago pb get right the h*ll outta here – that is absolutely fantastic! 1751 days ago Chocolate Angie OMG!!!!! lol 1748 days ago bubbl oh! I’ve just came across your site and i love it! great notes. be poping in for more 1739 days ago Such a Bastard See all that foreskin pulled down around the head? I was the model for that! “Just gives ‘em more chew on” was the slogan I gave them for the packaging. I guess it sold so well on adult websites that they decided to ‘pretend’ the candies were lighthouses and flog them off on the general population for a bigger profit.