When candy designs go horribly wrong

by Karen on June 13, 2008

in Humor

gummi_lighthouses

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{ 36 comments }

1 Chicken Girl June 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm

I think you mean… horribly RIGHT.

Where can I get me some of those?

2 Deathvult June 15, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Hey, took me a while to see the candy were ment to be “LightHouses”. Even reading the words, I still was thinking “just another cock candy”, but wow, they are suposed to be lighthouses.
Great post!

3 wariott June 17, 2008 at 2:07 pm

lol this is funny

4 Ice June 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm

wow, why would anyone even WANT lighthouse candy? thats so random!

5 Charlie June 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Could be a designer having a laugh at his employers expense

6 Some Guy June 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

I can just imagine the look on some parent’s face when they realize what these look like as their kid is munching on them while sitting in church……

7 michelle June 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm

what? it’s just a lighthouse. . nothing sexual about that.
hahahaha.

8 Chuck June 17, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Wow. I’m going to have nightmares for a while.

Let’s just hope that was a mistake.

9 Tomkat June 17, 2008 at 8:40 pm

I just wanna bite the tip.

10 M June 17, 2008 at 10:02 pm

They look like peepees

11 Bill June 18, 2008 at 1:30 am

I wonder if they were originally intended to be… hard… candy…

12 @ bill June 18, 2008 at 10:20 am

lol

13 fibble June 18, 2008 at 10:49 am

why is one of them reclining?
is that supposed to represent the gay percentile?

14 PezTux June 18, 2008 at 12:29 pm

OMG! I’m not a native english speaker; I just thought that “light-house” is something polite to be used instead of cock!

15 Pizzaboy88 June 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm

not really that wrong worked with a girl at a pizza shop who brought in gummi penises and offered them to customers

16 Nelliee June 18, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Hahaha! Bill That’s funny.

17 John June 18, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Tee hee. It’s funny because the lighthouse looks like a penis.

18 Mark June 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm

At least they aren’t hard candy’s

19 hehehe June 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm

Suck on it, Stang! (props if u know where this is from)

20 Silvana June 18, 2008 at 10:31 pm

omg, get this off the shelves before my kids see it

21 yo mama June 18, 2008 at 11:33 pm

why lighthouses? what an odd shape for a candy.

22 Steve W June 19, 2008 at 3:41 am

I declare SHENANIGANS!!!!!

23 sass June 19, 2008 at 5:17 am

the yellow one looks pretty pleased to see us! ;)

24 Vincent June 19, 2008 at 11:07 am

Penis = lingam = ‘wand of light’. What goes around, comes around.

25 David June 19, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Um… no comment LOL… just laughing haha :-)

26 Greet June 19, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Since I’m from Belgium, I’ve seen these in chocolate. As have I seen breasts whith white chocolate nipples. I think it’s just plain stupid, no fun at all. It’s just a stupid tourist idea

27 Alexandra June 19, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Oh, dear.

28 Markislav June 20, 2008 at 6:40 am

thats hot.

29 Rave June 20, 2008 at 9:29 am

Cock candies ftw

30 Rexey June 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Call me when they sell Saturn V gummies

Rowr!

-Rexey

31 Storm June 23, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Hilarious.

32 J. Bagadonuts June 28, 2008 at 11:06 am

What’s with the sudden rise in the use of the word ‘random’. All of a sudden my seven and nine year old kids are using that word whenever they’ve the chance. Is ‘random’ going to replace ‘Uber’ as the new ‘cool’ word? Erf! I’m already sick of it………

33 pb July 25, 2008 at 12:46 pm

get right the h*ll outta here - that is absolutely fantastic!

34 Chocolate Angie August 6, 2008 at 11:54 am

OMG!!!!! lol

35 bubbl August 9, 2008 at 12:56 pm

oh! I’ve just came across your site and i love it! great notes. be poping in for more :)

36 Such a Bastard August 19, 2008 at 4:58 am

See all that foreskin pulled down around the head? I was the model for that! “Just gives ‘em more chew on” was the slogan I gave them for the packaging. I guess it sold so well on adult websites that they decided to ‘pretend’ the candies were lighthouses and flog them off on the general population for a bigger profit.

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