What would happen if we invaded Heaven?
Apparently nothing:
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that our mission has been successful. The forces of the people are now in control of all key targets. Overcoming determined resistance … (interruption) … Excuse me, little resistance … (interruption) … I’m sorry, apparently no resistance at all, our forces battled … (interruption) er, strolled into … what appears to be a deserted realm.
Read the whole thing at the Guardian (via PZ Myers)
Comments
Didn’t he create a chain of command through the priests?
How often do you soldiers get to meet “The GENERAL!!!”
Ok, probably on more occasions than the people get to see God, who is now too busy contemplating his own greatness.
As for him being asleep at the wheel, read the Incarnations of Immortality” series by Piers Anthony. He’s a card carrying Perv in some of his other writings, but this is worth a read.