From the daily archives:

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Fox News calls Michelle Obama’s Baby Mama

June 11, 2008

You gotta see it to believe it. Fox News, while discussing attacks on Michelle Obama, flashes the phrase “quit picking on Obama’s baby Mama” several times.

A “Baby Mama” is a woman who has children with a man who was not and is not her husband.
This isn’t some neutral slam that applies to everyone. [...]

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What would happen if we invaded Heaven?

June 11, 2008

Apparently nothing:
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that our mission has been successful. The forces of the people are now in control of all key targets. Overcoming determined resistance … (interruption) … Excuse me, little resistance … (interruption) … I’m sorry, apparently no resistance at all, our forces battled … (interruption) er, strolled [...]

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