Everybody run, the Christians are getting smarter
First they figured out that we members of the godless horde cannot be found in a church. Now they’ve went and figured out that we don’t expect to be pestered by ‘em on Sunday morning.
I saw them walking about last week, but figured I was being paranoid due to lack of coffee. So when someone knocked on the door about 9:30 or so this morning, I figured it was a friend of ours stopping by, if a bit early. Nope. It was a couple of Christians trying to strum up some business for a nearby church.
This is actually the first time any of them have come up to the house. I’m quite sure that’s because we’re white and the south is still quite segregated when it comes to religion. For example, I once watched a couple of white Mormons approach every white person in a local park. The only peope they didn’t approach were a couple of Hispanic mothers, a black father and myself. I’m pretty sure I was ignored due to the anti-theistic, down with the patriarchy t-shirt I was wearing at the time.
Anyway - this whole thing of hitting us up on Sunday mornings just isn’t right. They pester us the rest of the week as it is. Can’t we have just a few hours a week without having to wonder if the knock at the door is a friend or a foe?
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