UK Bishop: God’s going to drown you

by Karen on July 3, 2007

Bishops in the Church of England recently admitted that God has attacked England.

One diocesan bishop has even claimed that laws that have undermined marriage, including the introduction of pro-gay legislation, have provoked God to act by sending the storms that have left thousands of people homeless.

While those who have been affected by the storms are innocent victims, the bishops argue controversially that the flooding is a result of Western civilisation’s decision to ignore biblical teaching.

Translation: God attacked members of the majority heterosexual community in order to provoke a fear-based revocation of all rights and privileges currently afforded to the minority gay community of England. God will continue such attacks until survivors get it through their heads that “If God doesn’t like it and the Henchmen of God agree, it must die”.

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Honjii July 19, 2007 at 8:38 pm

It seems god is attacking the stupid majority, rendering them even more stupid in order to provoke a fear based revocation of IQ points of the intelligent minority, thus rendering said minority incapable of independent thought (so we’ll think there really is a god).

Gawd the stupidity is making my head hurt.

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