Bishops in the Church of England recently admitted that God has attacked England.
One diocesan bishop has even claimed that laws that have undermined marriage, including the introduction of pro-gay legislation, have provoked God to act by sending the storms that have left thousands of people homeless.
While those who have been affected by the storms are innocent victims, the bishops argue controversially that the flooding is a result of Western civilisation’s decision to ignore biblical teaching.
Translation: God attacked members of the majority heterosexual community in order to provoke a fear-based revocation of all rights and privileges currently afforded to the minority gay community of England. God will continue such attacks until survivors get it through their heads that “If God doesn’t like it and the Henchmen of God agree, it must die”.