Being ‘pro-life’ is purported to be about saving innocent wee ones from the dreaded skull crushing instruments of the black hearted abortionists, right? Well, someone needs to put that in a memo and have it sent via registered mail to Debbie Schlussel (yep, that one) because like several of her pro-forced maternity brethren lately, she’s went and let it slip that’s it really about punishing “sluts”.
The conclusion they want you to get from this is that pro-life Congressmen are insensitive to women and don’t have contact with any.
But I’d draw a different conclusion: Congressmen who are liberal are more likely to have slutty daughters. And therefore, they are more likely to support abortion for selfish, personal reasons.
And what dear reader is a “slut”? A “slut” is any non-purchased female you perceive to be A) having more sex than you or B) not having sex with you. And what do we do to “sluts”? We punish the little tarts. With babies.
That ought to learn ‘em, eh? Do the deed more than me and suffer the stench of poopy nappies! Seriously. What “slut” in her right mind is going to continue to have wanton sex with whomever catches her eye after her
pint-sized warden brand spanking new wee one makes that first greenish black tar-like deposit in it’s fresh white nappy? Not many I’d wager.