For the longest time I’ve thought it was my often hostile remarks about Christianity that was the root cause of any “anti” Christian accusations made against me. I’ve also been under the impression that I was Anti-American because I’m not an imperialist asshole servant of the state.
I’ve been wrong.
I’m really “anti” Christian/American because in addition to using CE & BCE – all the good authors are English and I’ve went and picked up their fondness for the letter “u”. I’ve also been flirting with the letter “s” and giving mean looks at the letter “z” here lately.
I’m also a very firm supporter of not letting Christians pretend they and they alone are the sole reason that civilisation exists nor do I look kindly upon any attempts by Christians to pretend they’re responible for any social improvement.
Which leads me to wonder about something. I’ve a tendency to use Old English every now and then especially when my daughter and/or the cats is(are) irritating me. Does that make me the anti-christ? And if it does, who do I talk to about getting that Christian crushing Army they’re always going on about?