I found some snappy remarks to theistic idiocy over at I am an Atheist and thought I’d share a few of my favourites:

If there is no Heaven, then where do you go when you die?

“The same place you were before you were conceived, I assume.”

There are no atheists in foxholes.

“Probably because we have less excuses to start wars.”

Hitler was an atheist.

“I don’t know about Hitler’s religion, but I do know that he was heterosexual, so can I assume you’re against that, too?”

Einstein believed in God. Do you think you’re smarter than Einstein?

“If he believed in God, yes.”

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