I found some snappy remarks to theistic idiocy over at I am an Atheist and thought I’d share a few of my favourites:
If there is no Heaven, then where do you go when you die?
“The same place you were before you were conceived, I assume.”
There are no atheists in foxholes.
“Probably because we have less excuses to start wars.”
Hitler was an atheist.
“I don’t know about Hitler’s religion, but I do know that he was heterosexual, so can I assume you’re against that, too?”
Einstein believed in God. Do you think you’re smarter than Einstein?
“If he believed in God, yes.”
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